~I never get anxious about anything, especially the ALCS Baseball Playoffs. I did NOT lose sleep and have panic attacks so badly that I woke up every hour thinking about the Angels and their next game and it wasn't me who was secretly excited when they lost and wouldn't be going to the World Series because I love having rapid heart beats and loss of sleep...what a wonderful feeling that is!
~It certainly is NOT me who drives Ethan to school everyday in my pajamas...I make sure I am always dressed because what if I got in an accident or Heaven forbid see someone I know! *GASP*
~And I would NEVER, ever allow my 3, almost 4 year old to go into the bakery in his pajamas ALONE to get us donuts because I was in my pajamas after we dropped Ethan off at school...not me, remember I always get dressed to take Ethan to school...
~I did NOT take all 6 kids(my 2 and my sisters 4) alone to the Malloween last Friday night...are you kidding me, me alone with 6 kids...now that would have been stupid!
~I didn't insist that my husband take a sick day last week when our boys were sick and I had been stuck in the house with them for FOUR straight days without leaving, no way, NOT ME because I love staying home, days on end without leaving, I mean after all I am their mother...
~I most certainly did NOT get excited when it snowed last Friday and want to pull out all my Christmas decorations...come on now, it was only October 30th...we hadn't even had Halloween or Thanksgiving yet...sheesh.
~It is NOT me who has already ordered our Christmas cards and received them from the very kind UPS man last week...remember it's only November.
~And start Christmas shopping...NO WAY! I don't start that until Black Friday...at the earliest!
9 comments:
LOL, I can't believe you took Ethan to school in pajamas, you know EVERY SINGLE person who lives in Fergus!!! LOL
That is GOOD stuff! I love the "Not Me! Monday"!!! missin you!
Oh Salena...you crack me up! I can relate with just about every single one of those! (Oh and I too have *not* ordered my Christmas cards, pics nor started writing them out yet! Nope, not me!!)
Samantha, I do EVERYDAY...LOL I throw on a jacket or sweatshirt, pull my hair back, put on sunglasses and LIP GLOSS of course :) and pray I dont need to get out for any reason!
Too funny. I need to start Christmas shopping soon, I mean it comes up before you know it. Pajamas are the best, I have had to chase the cat outside in pajamas before and I hoped no one saw me.
I'm so glad that wasn't you...it wasn't me either!! I don't have my snowman stuff out and my tree in the basement waiting to be put up!!
I NEVER take the boys to school in my pajamas! And, I certainly do not EVER forget to wear a bra. Not me! Nope!
I am so glad I am not the only one who **hasn't** been doing unacceptable activities! I did not dig through my kids' candy bags and eat my favorite treats. Nope - not me!
I love your not me Mondays....sorry I am a bad blogging commenter person lately. I do read and LOVE every one of your posts!
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