It's true...

I have a mini-me. Shy of the penis he has, we are almost exactly alike. Our personalities, likes/dislikes, mannerisms...Neither of us can sit for too long before we start to stir, we like to keep busy. Busy cleaning is our favorite, that and asking questions. We like to be "informed" about things. The other day Steven had to visit one of his stores that's 2 hours away and invited us all to ride along. It was a beautifully sunny day but very cold. I said sure as I had nothing else really planned. About an hour into the ride Abram starts to get restless and starts asking questions. I of coursed LOVED this and answered everyone of them in detail, while Ethan begged him to stop asking "these kind of questions" and Steven saying to me, why are you *still* answering him. I know what curiosity does to ones self so I thought it be best I answer his questions...they went a little something like this:

~When do you find your true love?

it depends.

~What AGE?

well, it's different for everyone.

~How long after you meet do you fall in love?

that also depends.

~Depends on what?

on how much you really like her, and she likes you.

~Where do you fall in love?

What do you mean where?

~Like at the lake or...?

sure, you can fall in love at the lake, that would be romantic.

~No but WHERE AT? Where did you and daddy?

It's different places for everyone Abram. And I don't remember where exactly it was when I fell in love with your daddy, probably the beach.

~When can you kiss your girlfriend? After how long of dating?

After you've been dating A LONG TIME!

~When should you get married?

After college, for sure!

~How old do you have to be to get a job? A real job?

15, or 16...then a real job comes after your graduate college!

~When can you buy a car?

When you SAVE enough money to do so.

~What age can you be to buy a house?

Probably after college, when you have a "real" job and can afford one.

~What if I like one house and my wife doesn't? I shouldn't divorce her, right?

Absolutely NOT! Find a house you both like and buy that one. It's not an easy process.

~I want 6 children, what if my wife doesn't? I shouldn't divorce her, right? Maybe we can have less if she wants.

Right. 6 kids is a lot. If she doesn't want 6 kids, DON'T HAVE 6 KIDS!

~I should always treat my wife like daddy treats you, like a queen, that will make her happy.

Yes it will, your daddy is an awesome example of what a husband should be!

~NEVER, ever stick your middle finger up at your wife, that isn't nice at all.

You're correct. Don't ever do that. And where did you learn about that?!

~What does that even mean???

Something very naughty.

~Like shut up? And when I'm a parent will you tell me what it really means?

sure and I'm sure you'll know by then.

Oh look, we're almost here. Lets spend the rest of the time looking at all these beautiful trees out your window...

I love my mini-me!